Missing an appendage?

All right, so I found this article very amusing/interesting. My favorite line from it is "The types of tissues in the penis actually make it an excellent candidate for longer stretches in the ice bucket." However, Adam says that's only amusing for someone without a penis, and I can see the validity to that argument. The article about the guy in Alaska that was linked off the site certainly pointed out the stupidity of some people. Did you catch that comment about the surgeons having to shorten an appendage before reattachment? Ouch.