One Hungy Car Thief

Dear Hungry-Car-Thief,

Thank you for not damaging my car. I Really appreciated that. Can I watch you in action sometime? Because I know I locked that car last night when I turned around specifically to make sure. But here we are, with no damage done, no windows broken, and nothing missing from the inside but 1 cliff bar from the inside and 2 granola bars from the trunk.

Do you want more granola bars? If you're hungry I'd be happy to give you some. Maybe we can work out a deal - you show me how you got in my car, and I'll get you a Costco box.

I kind of don't understand you, H-C-T. I'd expect violence, or joy-riding, or pure stolen goodness living in the neighborhood that I do. But you left me with all my possessions intact, and I'm not even angry at you because you seem hungry, and pretty skilled too. I care more what you think about me...if I install the Club that I just bought, will you be offended and vandalize it next time? If I restock the trunk with more Cliff bars, will you notice and take them? Are you going to do this every night? If so do you want me to restock the trunk? I wish I knew your motives. Anyways, thanks for not hurting my car. That meant a lot to me.

Sincerely,
May