There's gotta be something I'm missing.

I have got to be the worst predicter of human interaction ever.
It's so weird when you're good friends with one person, and good friends with another, and they hate each other. Is there a way to predict who is going to like whom? Common interests aside, it's like pulling teeth to get my friends to hang out with each other, and even if they do, friendship certainly isn't additive. I want one of those big, cohesive friend groups. Why is that so hard??? They both cook! They both like the outdoors! THIS is why dating could never be exclusively online...there is NO way to predict chemistry with words and bits and bytes.
Maybe I'm being too nostalgic...but our h.s. crowd gets along so well with each other! We like each other's friends! I didn't realize that's so rare in life. Is being friends with me not enough of a bonding/hardship experience like h.s. or college was? Haahaa, don't answer that.
(BTW Adam - when you get a chance (like, i know, free time grows on trees), do you think you can add My Cage to the funnies?)