Flu fun

Here I am stuck at home marinating in my own juices because of this damned virus/cold/whatever and my sole joy right now besides watching tv/my computer/reading/eating copious amounts of ice cream/not showering is enjoying breathing in this open jar of Vicks VapoRub. Then I look at the ingredients.

Active Ingredients: Special Vicks medication (menthol 2.6%, camphor 4.73%, eucalyptus oil 1.2%, spirits of turpentine 4.5%).

Spirits of Turpentine???!!!

That pretty much sums up my weekend.