How I learned to stop worrying and love working for the man...

You know what being truly connected is? It's being lost at night in the desert, and being able to call a friend who can figure out where you are and where you want to go. Thanks for saving my bacon Patrick!

BTW, if Intel ever sends you to Chandler, this Wild Horse Pass Resort is the swankiest hotel, and it's on their recommended list. I was like a country mouse in the city when the attendant asked me if i needed any help with my luggage or if he could park my car. There's a 111-ft water slide! I'm thinking about buying a skirt just to look nice enough to eat at their restaurant. This totally makes being in BFE worth it.

Now if you'll excuse me, there's a very nice bathtub calling my name...